Just like everything else in life, I have never expected my relationship to be perfect. I understand the trials and obstacles that I have to face. Be it in the form of mistakes done by ourselves, third party influence and sheer stupidity. I know. We do stupid things when we’re emotional. Or at least I do. But today I’ve decided to stand up for the ‘stupid’ things we’ve always done. Because I don’t think it’s stupid or silly or annoying. It should be legalised! There should be a law to regulate the permissible acts in a relationship. I would include these in the provisions:
Part I – Phone calls
1. A girlfriend is allowed to call a boyfriend at any hour of the day for any period of time as may be determined by the girlfriend.
2.Without prejudice to the generality of Section 1, a girlfriend is empowered to call a boyfriend to-
(a) gush about her latest purchase(s)
(b) whine, rant, complain about her day
(c) ask about his well-being
(d) make no sense at all
(e) be all romantic and remind him how much she misses him or the likes of it
(f) convey any other messages necessary for the purpose of carrying out the functions of a girlfriend
3.No boyfriend shall put down the phone before ensuring that the girlfriend is no longer on the other line.
4.The language used at all times must be the sweetest and most soothing, preferably Sanskrit.
5.No voices should be raised and foul language is strictly prohibited. This is a very serious offence.
6.When the phone rings, a boyfriend must drop everything to answer the call. This includes taking the necessary measures to-
(a) pause the DVD player; and
(b) pause any games played on any devices
7.The girlfriend has an absolute discretion to exclude any boyfriend from the provisions enumerated in Part I. Even so, these provisions will still override her discretion (in case she has been bribed or is temporarily insane) by considering the matter on a strict case to case basis and only on very reasonable grounds. The reasonable grounds include, but is not exhaustive to, the following:
(a) death of a family member
(b) own death
Bye. See lah if I have the time and enough fat in my body, I’ll write Part II.
Part I – Phone calls
1. A girlfriend is allowed to call a boyfriend at any hour of the day for any period of time as may be determined by the girlfriend.
2.Without prejudice to the generality of Section 1, a girlfriend is empowered to call a boyfriend to-
(a) gush about her latest purchase(s)
(b) whine, rant, complain about her day
(c) ask about his well-being
(d) make no sense at all
(e) be all romantic and remind him how much she misses him or the likes of it
(f) convey any other messages necessary for the purpose of carrying out the functions of a girlfriend
3.No boyfriend shall put down the phone before ensuring that the girlfriend is no longer on the other line.
4.The language used at all times must be the sweetest and most soothing, preferably Sanskrit.
5.No voices should be raised and foul language is strictly prohibited. This is a very serious offence.
6.When the phone rings, a boyfriend must drop everything to answer the call. This includes taking the necessary measures to-
(a) pause the DVD player; and
(b) pause any games played on any devices
7.The girlfriend has an absolute discretion to exclude any boyfriend from the provisions enumerated in Part I. Even so, these provisions will still override her discretion (in case she has been bribed or is temporarily insane) by considering the matter on a strict case to case basis and only on very reasonable grounds. The reasonable grounds include, but is not exhaustive to, the following:
(a) death of a family member
(b) own death
Bye. See lah if I have the time and enough fat in my body, I’ll write Part II.
4 comments:
O.MY.GOD!
gf-chauvinism at its hormonal peak! hehe...jk
btw, if the bf is in the toilet, esp when he's doing #2, is it still a must for him to pick up the phone?
i have to ask considering that this does not fall under the purview of the exclusion clause as per stated by miss legal drafter. hehe
hahahah nadiraaa u so funny u tickle my ears..if only i can apply the same rules.life would be less complicated.
btw my sister tgh shooting apa tah utk metrowealth, ada kak tini punya husband juger.saje je bgtau u.hehe
it's almost xmas..cant wait!!!!
hahahahaha no wonder la u ade byk mase nak update blog, kat parliament rupenye, hahahahaha :)
dean: bring the phone into the toilet, i've done this before so 'impossible is nothing'!
mims: is it jgn pandang belakang congkak? hehe
chibi: yes,mr.parly can be boringy sometimes...
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